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Joke of the Day

"How many trolls does it take to read a joke. None. They get chumps like you to do it. CHUMPS."

"So PSY's song ""Dear American"" includes the lyric ""Kill them all slowly and painfully"" and now I understand what Gangnam Style was all about."

"""Why your stomach is so big""...""That's the baby ... I had for lunch"""

"I just saw a man pick up a screaming child and take her to his van. Man, kids are getting carried away these days."

"Why don't baseball players get much action? Because they have foul balls."

"Today is National Girlfriend's Day. But it will never be National Marriage Day. The calendar's just not ready for that kind of commitment."

"Why did the chicken fall into the well? He couldn't see that well."

"What did the sister cell say to her sister cell when she stepped on her foot? Ow Mytosis! Credits to Amanda Damiani"

"Mario! Are you coming to save me from Bowser's Castle? PEACH I MIGHT BE"

"Guess what happens when you have a vivid dream that you're taking a piss."