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Joke of the Day
"Why'd Sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. ` ` Knock Knock, who's there? Not Sally."
Next Joke
"What comes before OP? QWERTYUI"
"Something good did come out of last night: I talked to my mom and my fiancee on the phone while they were crying- and it wasn't about something I'd done!"
"Eat that damn door We are waiting"
"I told my wife I wanted to try anal sex She told me she's been having sex with an asshole for years"
"Quoting famous dead people on the internet is stupid. ~Confucius"
"My boyfriend is being so nice to me since I showed him how easy it was to remove blood from carpeting..."
"I've never been in love... But I imagine its similar to the feeling you get when you see your waiter arriving with your food."
"Guy at Dairy Queen was yelling at everybody because they didn't have waffle cones but they had PICTURES of waffle cones. That guy was me."
"What do you call a person who teaches about Drones? Dronacharya"