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Joke of the Day

"It's 2010, why oh why must my laundry still be segregated?"

"Why are Taco Tuesdays so hot? Because of the spicy anal you get that night."

"What do you call a mouse that can pick up a monster? Sir."

"What did the hummingbird do to his girlfriend? He nectar!"

"A scared look and a ""let me go google that"" is not what you want to hear from the gynecologist."

"What does FCPA stand for? Finally Caught Pinching the Assets"

"""oh no, this is so scary or whatever lol"" -giraffe in quicksand"

"I know a great knock knock joke. You start."

"I had to make a difficult decision when arrested at the border on the way to Mecca... I was caught between Iraq and a Hajj place."

"What do you call a dead pigeon? A pige-out ...made it myself..."