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Joke of the Day
"I get more excited seeing my luggage on a baggage carousel than I do seeing a person I know."
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"What did one ocean say to the other ocean? Nothing... It just waved."
"What's the difference between a Catholic priest and a pimple? A pimple doesn't come on a boys face until he's 13"
"An upscale Asian restaurant called ""Suit and Thai."""
"What's the worst part of being a cook in prison? Having to toss everyone's salad"
"I'm scheduled for a vasectomy next Wednesday, but I am a little worried. I hear it can make a vas deferens in my sex life."
"What do you call a pack of sorority girls who aren't in law school? Deez hoes ain't lawyers."
"Try it on your friends... Guy walks up to a blonde woman, ""Hey do you get many blonde jokes?"" She says ""No, not really."" ""Yeah, that's kinda what I figured."""
"The night after taking office, Donald Trump's deal with the Satan has been completed, and he dies, arriving in hell... Well, one can hope, anyway."
"The camping shop in Stratford-upon-Avon is having a sale of last season's stock. Their slogan....? Now.. is the winter of our discount tents."