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Joke of the Day

"I get more excited seeing my luggage on a baggage carousel than I do seeing a person I know."

"Why did Jesus go to the gym? To make sure his cross fit."

"What do you call a person who farts in private? A private tutor"

"Survivor 1: ""Help! I can't swim! I'm drowning!"" Survivor 2: ""I have a buoy, friend."""

"Dark humour is like food. Not everybody gets it."

"What's a balloon's least favorite music? Pop."

"Difference between an android and an iphone. *iphone falls to the floor* Breaks screen. *android falls to the floor* Breaks floor."

"Sister Mary Francis won the contest but I was runner-up... Technically, I'm second to nun."

"Knock Knock Who's there ! Chad ! Chad who? Chad to make your acquaintance !"

"A lot of problems in the world would disappear if we talk TO EACH OTHER instead of about each other."