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Joke of the Day
"What did the hummingbird do to his girlfriend? He nectar!"
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"I don't buy my fruit from Chris Brown... because it's always bruised!"
"*CLOP CLOP CLOP* **BANG BANG** *CLOP CLOP CLOP*. And a man died Those damn Amish pulled a drive-by"
"What did they call the suave printer salesman? Prints Charming"
"if you are getting circumcised you have to throw the foreskin in the garbage immediately otherwise seagulls will come and try to take it"
"did you write ""call Gary in HR for lots of really disappointing and hairy sex"" on the bathroom stall? [wearing my ""I hate gary"" tshirt]: no"
"What kind of work out do parrots have on leg day? SQUAAATS! ...Polly want a cracker."
"I'm very keen I could tell he was bald at the drop of a hat."
"What do you call coffee made from coal? Tarbucks."
"Whats the worst the thing about having to attend a funeral? The guest of honor always shows up late!"