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Joke of the Day
"Humans are like ketchup on a steak People look at you funny when you eat them"
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"My family was so poor we couldn't afford toys... So my mom would cut holes in our pockets so we'd have something to play with."
"What do you call a sinking ship full of condiments? Sinko de Mayo"
"Who are a fat person's two best friends Ben and Jerry."
"Why couldn't the monk who flew a helicopter understand the monk who flew commercial jets? Because he was on a higher plane."
"Misery loves company. Company: ""I have a boyfriend."""
"[job interview] ""Why should I hire you?"" ""Because I have pictures of you with a goat?"""
"Someone asked me who do I prefer ""Chris Brown or Rihanna?"" Chris Brown beats Rihanna every time."
"Why does Heisenberg hate driving? He gets lost every time he checks the speedometer."
"How can I know hundreds of digits of pi But not know the digits of your phone number?"