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Joke of the Day
"How can I know hundreds of digits of pi But not know the digits of your phone number?"
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"I have a mice problem so I lay out tiny red and blue bandanas in hopes they start a west coast/east coast thing and take care of each other."
"What was the name of the Mongolian warlord's favorite cow? Angus Khan"
"What do you call an eerie French pastry chef? A crepe."
"The most overdone joke ever. [Deleted]"
"How many Police officers does it take to change a light bulb? None. They just beat the room for being black."
"I've been listening to Spice Girls for hours now..and I need to stop.. so I told my self to stop.. Stop right now....... thank you very much, I need somebo..... GOD Damn IT!!"
"What type of shoes does a ninja wear? Sneakers."
"I bet a girl that I could touch her boobs without touching her for $5. Paid her the $5 after I touched her boobs."
"As i lay in bed at night... As i lay in bed at night and stare up at the stars, i couldn't help but wonder, ""where the hell did my roof go"""