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Joke of the Day

"I want to open up a toupee shop. So when someone questions themselves about buying one, I can say, ""toupee or not toupee? That is the question."""

"Pretty sure you can see me practicing my ""not all Muslims are bad"" Thanksgiving talking points in the bg of a student film in Wash Sq Park."

"Got a call saying my son got caught lying, cheating & was being expelled. I don't have a son. That kid is one damn good liar"

"How do terrorists like their apple pie? Allah mode."

"What do Bruce Lee and my dick have in common?(NSFW) They both have the 1 inch punch."

"Welfare is like diabetes If Momma had it, her babies probably will too"

"How do tree surgeons live? Life on the hedge!"

"Did you hear that einstein made a theory about space It's about time too"

"What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a BMW? I don't have a BMW in my garage. ....and if I did, I *probably* wouldn't masturbate in it."

"Job Posting: local pond looking to hire tadpole, must have previous experience as frog"