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Joke of the Day
"What did the blanket say as it fell of the bed? Sheet"
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"My fiance is a med student and was talking to me about her geriatrics class... ... and my first thought was ""This is getting old real fast."""
"Why did the teacher wear sunglasses? Because his class was so bright!"
"FYI Valentines Day is only 5 days away... It's not too late to break up."
"My first job in retail taught me that the customer is always right. Until they're out of earshot."
"PMS jokes aren't funny. Period."
"My friend started jogging so he'd live longer. He got hit by a bus and died the next day."
"Yo mama so poor when I ring the doorbell she says""DING!"""
"It puts the vodka in its mouth or else it sees the ugly girls."
"A horse walked into a bar several people got up and left as they spotted the potential danger of the situation"