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Joke of the Day

"What's with these people on facebook who never particpate on your page at all, yet act all weird when you decline attending their stupid event?"

"An Irishman walks out of a bar... !!!"

"You know you're getting fat when you make a comment about needing to lose weight and the other person doesn't say anything back."

"Whats the similarity between Monkey in the Middle and Football? Both of the groups that are concered about the health of someone playing both begin with the letter P."

"A hamburger walks into a bar... The bartender says, ""Sorry, we don't serve food here."""

"999 The devil's in the handstands."

"What's the difference between Jimmy Savile and a greyhound. The Greyhound waits for the hair to appear first."

"5 people hurt themselves by accidentally discharging guns at gun shows. Maybe the best way to handle gun nuts is to just let them have guns."

"You guys remember back before Google when we would just sit around and wonder about shit ....?"

"What does a 12 year old redneck girl say when she loses her virginity? Get off me dad, you're crushing my smokes!"