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Joke of the Day
"What do we call a wireless mouse? Hamster. Source: **Dad**"
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"I've been getting into astronomy so I installed a skylight... The people who live above me are furious."
"I was talking to a radical feminist the other day. Haha no, could you imagine?"
"""Honey, I think I lost weight!"" ""Get on the scale, I bet you'll find it."""
"Why can't girls count to 70? 'Cause 69's a mouthful!"
"doctor: u are overweight me: hah yeah doc: ok drop your pants me: ur giving mixed messages doc! doc: me: doc: me: so do u like the Indians"
"I used to know a joke about Jonestown... but the punchline's too long."
"What starts with E, ends with E, and has only 1 letter in it? An envelope!"
"Roses are red, I have a phone. No one texts me, forever alone."
"So I entered a race where we had to sprint the length of a 12 inch ruler It was a foot race"