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Joke of the Day
"What starts with E, ends with E, and has only 1 letter in it? An envelope!"
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"Why did the cat sleep under the car ? Because she wanted to wake up oily !"
"I'd like to think inside your box."
"""YES! YES! YES! Damn."" (A dog, when you open their food cabinet to get something else.)"
"""this one should be called hurricane Kanye"" - kanye, every few weeks"
"The sexiest face I make is when I'm trying to squelch a yawn. Just kidding, I look like a stroke victim."
"Chalant isn't even a word. Well played nonchalant. Well played."
"When you don't know, what you are doing, it's best, to do it quickly."
"How did the detective solve the case of the missing nun? Through the process of cross-examination."
"Every Scooby Doo episode would literally be 2 minutes long if the gang went to the mask store 1st & asked a few questions."