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Joke of the Day

"A sausage and an egg in a frying pan..... The sausage says to the egg: 'fucking hell its hot in here.' The egg says to the sausage: 'fucking hell, a talking sausage.'"

"If April showers bring May flowers, what do May flowers bring? Pilgrims"

"Why did the drunkard ride the escalator To lift his spirits"

"I wonder if girls on dates in the 1800's got mad at guys for checking their treasure maps."

"What genre can't Ed Sheeran sing ? Soul"

"Grandpa, why did you have so many kids? ""Hey anon, do you want to know why your grandmother and I had so many children?"" ""Why's that, Grandpa?"" ""No TV."""

"Have you heard the joke about the margarine? I'd tell it you but I prefer it unsaturated."

"What car do rich black people drive? A Countach"

"Gotye used to be popular. Now he's just somebody that we used to know."

"Do you know what comes after the ""just the tip"" argument? Balls.."