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Joke of the Day

"FedEx missed me and left a note saying I can pick up my delivery, but joke's on them -- I no longer have the strength to do anything at all"

"What did the physicist say to the man about to jump off a building? ""Don't do it! You have so much potential!"""

"A Blond walks into a Bar ""Ouch"""

"What do you call 6.9? Yet another great time interrupted by a period."

"What did the japanese chef do after he dishonored the emperor? Commit sushi"

"When do burgers quit their jobs? The day they decide to meat LOAF!"

"why do people live in regular houses when there are steakhouses"

"What do nosey peppers do? They get Jalapeno business!"

"What do you call an aborted Czechoslovakian? A cancelled Chzeck."

"How many white people can you fit in a can? Crackers don't come in cans, they come in boxes!"