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Joke of the Day

"What did the physicist say to the man about to jump off a building? ""Don't do it! You have so much potential!"""

"How many gay men does it take to change a lightbulb? ""Ummm ... forget about the changing the lightbulb, honey, maybe let's start with changing those curtains"""

"My parrots are stuck together... Pet owner: Vet, vet, my parrots are stuck together! Vet: I'm sorry, I don't understand - it's toucan fusing"

"What did the boy fish say to his girlfriend ? 'Your plaice or mine' !"

"Why did the broom take a nap? It was sweepy. &#3232;\_&#3232;"

"I was dating a girl with a lazy eye. Unfortunately I had to break up with her because she was seeing someone else on the side."

"What is your favorite Brian Williams joke? I was there during the big bang of the universe - Brian Williams"

"As a younger man, I used to think women were only good for one thing... As I've gotten older I've realized......I'm better at doing that myself too."

"I once overdosed on Viagra. My wife took it really hard."

"I'm not worried about Muslim suicide bombers They can only do it once. Those Hindu suicide bombers are the real threat."