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Joke of the Day
"When do burgers quit their jobs? The day they decide to meat LOAF!"
Next Joke
"Give me your best ""Your mom..."" joke! Like this: Your mom is so fat she ate the Internet!"
"Doctor: what seems to be the problem? Me: I need to be docted Doctor: you came to the right place. I'm a doctor. I doct people"
"Police chief: So what do we know about the serial killer? Detective: He's white Other detective: A muscular build Me: He kills people"
"My girlfriend says penis size shouldn't matter in a healthy and loving relationship. I still wish she didn't have one.   EDIT: to draw attention to new Gender Studies section in comments."
"Why are diapers like $10 bills? Because you have to change them."
"I'm bored I think I'll go to the mall, find a really good parking spot and sit there with my reverse lights on."
"Why couldn't Miss Piggy count to 100? Because when she got to 69, there was a frog in her throat."
"Wife: Tell me how many women you fucked during your 5 year trip. Husband: None! Wife: For every one that you tell me I'll give you a hundred dollars Husband: I don't need your 36000 dollars!"
"A man walks into a Doctor's office screaming, ""I'm a wigwam, I'm a TeePee, I'm a wigwam, I'm a TeePee!"" The Doctor Says, ""You're too Tense"""