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Joke of the Day

"Dear every guy that works out excessively, the sun is out! NOW is your moment! It was all worth it! Take that shirt off and walk around!!"

"My parents told me as a kid that R&B stood for ribbons and bows so when I heard Barry White in their bedroom I left them alone to do crafts."

"Why'd the band teacher go to jai? Because he fingered A-minor"

"The golf joke What's the best part about golf? It's the only activity where you actually aim for the hole under 18 and you don't go to jail."

"Why didn't the car have a tire? Because cars don't wear clothes."

"Two Zulu's met in my shop today.. They just clicked."

"How do you make a Kleenex dance? Blow a little boogie into it!"

"What did they call the Mexican cleaning robot? Aye CaRoomba"

"If Steph Curry was a video game character He'd be banned for having no counterplay."

"I told my wife that if she has any problems she can talk to me like she talks to her girlfriends so we're discussing why I'm such a idiot."