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Joke of the Day
"You gotta hand it to short people because they can't reach it"
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"Hey, how about making a normal fucking face when you sing?"
"Why did the car thief drill holes in the air conditioning units of the cars he stole? Because he my take your ride but he will never take your freon."
"Never hire a guy with big muscles They move things around all day to look good, but don't actually do anything"
"New Year's Resolution 2016p"
"What's the difference between a joke and a pretty girl? sometimes i get the joke."
"You hear about the chameleon that couldn't change color? He had a reptile dysfunction."
"When Beyonce is on her period... ...does Jay Z have 100 problems?"
"Donald Trump managed to build his wall and kept the mexicans out. Now he has a new target for extinction: Ladders, ropes, shovels, airplanes..."
"I object to female genital mutilation. It is hard enough find a clitoris with having to scrabble through the skip bin behind a Somali mosque."