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Joke of the Day
"You gotta hand it to short people because they can't reach it"
Next Joke
"A: You look nice today, is that a new shirt and haircut? B: I masturbated yesterday, So I had to clean up afterwards. And one thing lead to another. Hair trimming included."
"Did you know that all Bicyclists are colorblind? Cause they can't tell Green from Red!"
"HER: I'm ending this ME: why? HER: you're way too literal ME: I promise I can change HER: prove it ME: *puts on a different shirt*"
"How are bad dubstep and constipation similar? Both leave you waiting for the drop."
"What vegetable has the most sexual self-control? The cuecummer!"
"What do you call a humpless camel covered in plastic? Llamanated"
"Apple made a bomb It was called the iED"
"Under what circumstance is mass a unit of time? Church"
"How does a Welshman find a sheep in tall grass? Very satisfying."