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Joke of the Day

"It's called PMS because Mad Cow Disease was already taken."

"Stop saying: ""That's what she said"" and say ""... said the priest to his lawyer"" instead"

"This is yr brain. This is yr brain on drugs. *turns page* This is yr brain on the beach at Cancun! Awwww, yr brain on yr honeymoon. *turns p"

"After a long day at work, I like to spend time at home with my liquor cabinet oh and my wife I guess and that thing that poops."

"So, a bird flies in front of a pitcher and gets hit by a baseball. What do the umpires rule it? Fowl ball"

"I've honestly never been more disappointed in life than when I found out that the Miami Dolphin football team was made up entirely of people"

"I just went into an AOL chat room to ask someone how to start a fire with sticks."

"I can't face my checkbook so I check my Facebook."

"How do you turn a Fox into an Elephant? Marry her."

"I shook this magic 8-ball for some advice and now there's cocaine everywhere"