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Joke of the Day
"What do you call a humpless camel covered in plastic? Llamanated"
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"Your mom's had so many trains run on her... ...they call her The Island of Sodor."
"How many idiots does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Penis."
"There are two types of people in the world... Those that can extrapolate from an incomplete set of data"
"WOW! This gym thing is a lot harder than it looked on Instagram."
"Golf is a lot like taxes - you drive hard to get to the green and end up in the hole."
"[enter password] *Correct* [your password is incorrect] Me: ahh that's right *incorrect* Login Successful"
"How do Helen Keller's parents punish her? Glue doorknobs to the walls."
"Teacher : The word politics - can you give me an example of how to use it ? Pupil : My parrot swallowed a watch and now Polly ticks !"
"What is the difference between roast beef and pea soup? Anyone can roast beef."