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Joke of the Day

"A: You look nice today, is that a new shirt and haircut? B: I masturbated yesterday, So I had to clean up afterwards. And one thing lead to another. Hair trimming included."

"Need a joke to tell my Public Speaking class this Monday.. Can be as crude as you want, but no racist or sexist jokes."

"Two guys walk into a bar... ...tender. Wait, what the hell?!"

"My 5 year old has a filthy mouth. His favorite book is Winnie the Shit."

"What's the difference between a good joke and a woman? The good joke doesn't get a black eye when you tell it a second time."

"My friend decided to get a tattoo of Pi on his face. It was an irrational decision."

"What came first the chicken or the egg? actually i came first... inside the chicken."

"LPT: what to do when someone is having a seizure in a bathtub Throw in a load of laundry."

"Why are Pentacostals so good at kissing? They have the gift of tongues..."

"Girls are like squaring numbers... If their under 18, just do them in your head."