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Joke of the Day

"I'd only convert to Christianity to learn how to turn water to wine. WHADYA MEAN THEY DON'T TEACH YOU THAT? WHAT'S THE POINT, THEN?"

"What is the difference between jelly and jam? I can't jelly my dick in your mouth."

"Why did the pedophile go into the cave? He was looking for miners."

"How do you know when your best friend is gay? When his dick tastes like shit"

"I do yoga so I can dress myself when I'm single."

"Didn't think my kid was ever going to sleep, earlier.You would've thought the cops were here,the way she was resisting a rest."

"the most efective way to clean ur room, start a creative project, run errands, cook, brush ur teeth and take a shower is to study for a exam"

"The worst Jewish joke ever... An old Jewish guy comes up to and old Jewish lady and says... ""So what's your number?""..."

"What do you call a Serbian prostitute? Slobodan Mikokubic"

"Tried to catch fog yesterday Mist"