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Joke of the Day

"I found a place where recycling rate is 98% Reddit."

"I call bullshit on red wine reducing fat. If there was any truth to that, I'd resemble a crack addict."

"What do parliament and Ukrainian skies have in common? They're both raining bodies"

"I wonder how many calories you burn locking yourself out and having to climb in through a second story window.??"

"What do you call having sex with someone with herpes? *A bumpy ride*"

"I wear Fake ""Vans""(Shoes) So I just call them cars."

"PATIENT: How tough was medical school for a dog like you? DR DOG: *thinking back on all the homework he ate* It wasn't easy"

"Lisa Sparx What a Record!!! World gangbang record with 919 men in a day."

"I'm Canadian so if I ever apologize to you, know that it was a reflex and not sincere."

"Q: Which way do insane people take when they go through the forest? A: The psycho path."