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Joke of the Day
"How does Santa know if he lands on a Jewish house? There's a parking meter on the roof."
Next Joke
"Q; What do you call two fleas on top of a bald head? A: Homeless."
"How come I need a complex, indecipherable password to get on Twitter but only a 4-digit number to remove all my money from an ATM?"
"Mom holding crying baby: He just needs to be changed. Me: Yeah hopefully into a puppy or something quieter."
"French tanks have 6 gears for going backwards and only 1 gear for going forward In case they get attacked from behind"
"Girl, if you got any hotter you'd be so earth-shatteringly hot the ground would split & we'd burn to death in molten lava. That would suck."
"A man walks into a zoo, and the only animal he sees there is a dog. It's a shitzu."
"The inventor of the Oxford Comma has died. Tributes have been lead by JK Rowling, his wife and the Queen of England."
"my dick was in the guinness book of world records. then the librarian told me to take it out"
"""I don't understand the value in seeing a therapist."" - People who haven't spent time with me yet."