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Joke of the Day

"Oops. My brain just hit a bad sector."

"*BUSTS DOWN DOOR* *Fires off jokes* *Kidnappers helpless in laughter* ""..and that's how your granpappy saved baby Jesus."" - Me, someday"

"Do you know any bird that can write? Pen-guine."

"Jill: How did you find the weather on your vacation? Bill: I just went outside and there it was!"

"The Past, Present, and Future walk into a bar... ...it was tense."

"I'm really good at wrapping presents. It's a gift."

"My son has just earned his first boy scout award for 'video gaming'. I guess the next ones will be for 'social ineptitude' & 'pale skin'."

"I like my bread the way I like my women... French and covered in butter."

"I started up a company selling landmines disguised as prayer mats. Prophets are through the roof!"

"Knock knock ""Who's there"" ""I'm the mailman"""