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Joke of the Day

"Guy walks into a bar and says ""Give me a 'bad hombre'"" The bartender fills the glass with liquor, lights it on fire and throws it in his face."

"My roommate and I don't get along. It's because I'm a cat person and she's a bitch."

"My cat won't stop meowing at me I told him I don't speak cat-onese."

"Why would Gabe Newell be a good president? Because then World War 3 would never happen"

"My mom thought my laptop on the floor was a scale. My mom weighs 800 dollars"

"Mother nature needs to learn how to keep it in her plants Said everyone with allergies"

"New sexual position: The Canada. You climb on top and don't do much."

"What species are the best rappers? Dragons, because they're always spittin' fire."

"Never marry a woman who was captain of the debate team."

"It's not true that all black people are mistreated in America Some black people are mistreated in other countries."