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Joke of the Day
"Girl, you put the sexy in dyslexia."
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"Covering the newest trump scandle in class Teacher: there are some things that guys compare in the locker room Me: like hand size"
"What`s the definition of a misogynist? A man who hates every bone in the female body... except his own."
"What do you call a nun in a wheelchair? Virgin Mobile."
"I was trying to get over my fear of public speaking at a nudist colony. I just imagined everyone with their clothes on."
"what is brown and sticky? A stick"
"Why did the blonde throw tic-tacs in her spaghetti? The recipe told her to mints her garlic."
"What do you get when you cross an insomniac, an unwilling agnostic and a dyslexic? You get someone who stays up all night torturing himself mentally over the question of whether or not there's a dog."
"Who wants to join me in quest to warn teenagers about the harms of plucking your eyebrows too thin?"
"Sorry I haven't returned your text in 3 days, I was taking a nap."