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Joke of the Day
"Sorry I haven't returned your text in 3 days, I was taking a nap."
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"I broke up with a tin of paint this week. I'm feeling pretty emulsional. (CREDIT TO MY MUM FOR THIS MASTERPIECE)"
"What did the Invisible Man's mom say after he came out as invisible? ""I can't even look at you anymore!"""
"What do you call a group of smart gay men that all look the same? Homogenius"
"What kind of batteries do stuttering Canadians use? Triple Eh's."
"A poem for Valentine's day Roses are red Poppies are red The grass is red Oh no my yard is on fire"
"So. Like. We're all just gonna ignore the rapture that's supposed to happen?"
"Just once I want to wake up to something exciting. *Wakes up next to spider crawling on pillow."
"My biggest weakness has been that I get attached very quickly. ~Superglue, probably.."
"Girl walks into a bar... ...and asks the bartender for a double entendre. So he GAVE it to her."