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Joke of the Day
"Why did the blonde throw tic-tacs in her spaghetti? The recipe told her to mints her garlic."
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"Not all women are good at multi-tasking I just saw one trying to talk on her phone, while flying through her car windscreen."
"Why do babies make bad mechanics? They have poorly developed motor skills."
"What do you call a long line at a cookout? A barbequeue."
"A man comes home to his wife ""honey,"" he says, ""pack your bags. I just won the lottery!"" ""That's amazing! What should I pack?"" ""I don't care. Just pack your bags and get the fuck out of here."""
"Why is Tina Fey so good with her use of irony? It's in the name..."
"My Mother worries about me living in London sometimes. I tell her it's not London she has to worry about. I just injured myself on a potato."
"If you ever need anything, just ask. But also, please never need anything."
"Trump says he'll make Oasis pay for a wonder wall."
"What is the cuddliest particle known to science? The HUGS boson!"