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Joke of the Day

"What`s the definition of a misogynist? A man who hates every bone in the female body... except his own."

"I bought a Christmas tree today. The guy asked me if I was going to put it up myself.I said, ""No, I'll probably put it in the living room."""

"Why don't gay necrophiles like to talk about their pasts? Too many skeletons in their closets."

"I was having sex with this girl, and she said some other guy's name. I was pissed. Who the fuck is Rape?"

"A family of ducks walks into a church. ""Hi, yes, umm...I hear you have a man who turned his body into bread?"" The father asks timidly."

"What's snoop dogg's favorite author? Tolkien."

"Don't ask me for childcare advice unless you want nuggets of wisdom like ""always punch holes in the box so they can breathe."""

"How are gay men like tumbleweed? They blow and blow until they wind up on a fence post in Wyoming."

"Non-Racist black joke What do you call four black men in a red sleeping bag? A Kit-Kat."

"Age is just a number? I stole $100 from your wallet and replaced it with a $5. Don't worry, they're just numbers."