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Joke of the Day

"What`s the definition of a misogynist? A man who hates every bone in the female body... except his own."

"My neighbor's 13-month old only has four teeth. She's way too young to being doing that much meth."

"What do you call A man doing Laundry? Non-existent"

"If I had a dollar every time my phone's battery dies, I"

"If i would gift every redditor reddit gold how much will it cost me ? A small loan of a million dollars."

"What was Rihanna's nickname for Chris brown? Beats me."

"Why is Aaron Rodgers sucking so much? Because he got tired of being rodgered!"

"What's the best thing about Alzheimer's? You meet new people every day."

"So I asked my uncle how he felt about the Ducks this season He replies ""I finally know what it feels like to be a Beaver fan."""

"My next door Neighbour's Daughter said that when she gets older she wants to marry me. I was touched. A few minutes later, so was she."