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Joke of the Day
"Why is there no such thing as an epileptic exhibitionist? Because flashing gives them seizures."
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"I'm taking part in the Hillsborough triathlon today! Football, squash, and fencing."
"Wanna go to Copenhagen? Amsterdam sure"
"What's a specimen? Mama mia, it's an Italian astronaut!"
"Catwoman's full name is Catherine Woman."
"What sound does a Japanese camera make? ""Crick"""
"What did the hammer say to the drill? You're too boring."
"""I'm sorry"" and ""My bad"" mean the same thing... Unless you're at a funeral."
"243 [Slightly NSFW] You asked for it :D Edit: Holy hell this one actually got some attention."
"Someone stole all the toilets from Scotland Yard Police have nothing to go on."