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Joke of the Day

"Whats the difference between acne and a Priest? Acne doesn't cum on a boys face until he is 13."

"Three guys walk into a bar... They grab a couple of drinks, pay in full and leave like the good people they are."

"When my wife takes a nap, it's ""desperately needed rest."" When I do, it's ""lazy chauvinist party-time."""

"Do you know beer makes you smart? It made Bud wiser."

"A woman met a guy at a bar... ...and asked him what he did for a living. ""I'm a jockey,"" he said. ""But I thought jockeys had to be small,"" she said. ""You're average-sized."" ""This is my day off."""

"How many jews can you fit in a VW? Four - two in the front, two in the back, and none in the ashtray because the Holocaust never happened"

"What's a kidnapper's favorite kind of shoes? White Vans"

"When taking the SAT, write ""Chuck Norris"" for every answer. You will score over 8000."

"Why did the 3d modeler need back surgery? He injured his spline!"

"How many gangsters does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Twelve, you got a problem with that?"