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Joke of the Day
"What is the holiest chord? G sus"
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"I love kale... Just as long as the K is silent."
"So this girl I was seeing asked me for a dick pic... So I asked ""White, black, asian or pacific islander?"""
"Yo mama so ugly she got beat up by her imaginary friends"
"A hamburger and french fries walk into a bar... The bartender looks at them and says, ""Sorry, we don't serve food here."""
"I know Karate... ...And like two other Japanese words."
"I had a friend in a wheelchair but i had to let him go Now hes going downhill fast"
"*Tries to hit the gym* *Gym hits back*"
"When I was young I was so poor I had to jerk off the dog to feed the cat"
"In a crowded elevator, tell all the tall people they have to get in the back because you're going to take a group photo."