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Joke of the Day
"Conjugating verbs is great It's always in-tense"
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"Nooo shit...me buying too much stuff?! My wife was complaining about the fact that I'm buying too much useless stuff on the internet..... So I sent her back to Thailand."
"Ted Cruz wants a 19% federal sales tax on goods and services made in the U.S. The only thing flatter than this proposal : his personality."
"If you think Big Government is bad... Wait until you see *Yuge* Government."
"I heard Sylvia Brown died... Bet she didn't see that coming."
"He died doing two things he loved: making a toast sandwich and taking a bath"
"What do you get when you cross an owl with a bungee cord? Q: What do you get when you cross an owl with a bungee cord? A: My ass!"
"Foal me once, I have a baby horse. Foal me twice, no one needs this many baby horses. Foal me thrice, please stop. I have no room for them."
"How can you judge how good the orgasm was? From the amount of time it takes you to press Alt-F4 afterwards."
"""A wine please"" ""Sir, this is McDonalds..."" ""Okay, a McWine please"""