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Joke of the Day

"There was a new machine at the gym... After using it for 30 minutes, I felt sick. Maybe I bought too many chocolate bars..."

"What do you call a big butt? mASSive"

"Roses are dead, violets are dead, ... I'm a bad gardener"

"I was a house painter for five years I didn't think I'd ever finish that fucking house"

"What did one casket say to the other? Is that you coffin?"

"I thought I could have sex with this Eskimo woman... ... But she wasn't that Inuit."

"What makes a joke bad? redundancy."

"I'll never forget where I was when I found out I have Alzheimer's"

"Why should you date a Greek woman? They don't like pulling out."

"My neighborhood barber just got arrested for selling drugs.. I've been his customer for 6 years. I had no idea he was a barber"