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Joke of the Day

"An Irish girl tells her mom she decided to be a prostitute. ... her mom says ""A WHAT""?!! The daughter says ""a prostitute"". Then the mom says ""Thank god... I thought you said a Protestant"""

"Ladies, don't be sad if your thighs begin to start touching You're becoming a mermaid!"

"Damn Jared Back at it again with the white vans!"

"There are no black swans, only African-American ones."

"Moms that name their daughters Stacy are the real narcissists."

"What did the cannibal do after he dumped his girlfriend? He wiped"

"We should change the saying to ""Home is where your phone automatically connects to your wifi""."

"I would never buy a plastic 3D printed car Unless it came with ABS."

"Santa Claus uses foreign elves to make his toys. It's time to bring those jobs back to America. Huge tariffs coming to the North Pole!"

"""What an ugly baby,"" I said, much more audibly than intended."