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Joke of the Day

"An Irish girl tells her mom she decided to be a prostitute. ... her mom says ""A WHAT""?!! The daughter says ""a prostitute"". Then the mom says ""Thank god... I thought you said a Protestant"""

"The worst is when you wake up hung over and you didn't even drink the night before."

"My wife wants to have the baby listen to classical music while in the womb. Would an ipod nano or shuffle be easier to get up there?"

"What do you call a prostitute with one leg shorter than the other? A Trampoline."

"What did Eminem say when 50cent gave him a sweater? Gee, you knit?"

"[beach] [a foot washes up] [next, a boot] [I combine them] [more parts arrive] [I keep building] [I stand back] ME: Oh no..you?! HITLER: Yep"

"- I like to travel in first - But is expensive, is not? - Yes, I have already broken three cars!! European joke..."

"Wana hear a Canadian joke? Toronto maple leafs."

"Damn, that girls so basic... (Biology) Damn, that girls so basic she got a ph of 14!"

"If you were somehow able to land a punch on Chuck Norris your entire arm would shatter upon impact. This is only in theory, since, come on, who in their right mind would try this?"