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Joke of the Day

"What did Eminem say when 50cent gave him a sweater? Gee, you knit?"

"How much did the pirate's new earrings cost him? A buccaneer"

"If girl is with you - Restaurant Bill If girl is far from you - Mobile bill If girl is separated from you - Than Bar Bill. Moral - No Girl - No Bills!"

"How does a plant walk? It uses a plant stand."

"Michael Jackson is the epitome of the American Dream Only in America could a poor, black boy become a rich, white woman"

"The cop jokes on this sub are getting out of hand All the black jokes keep getting shot down."

"The most dangerous piece of machinery a person can operate while drinking is the telephone"

"Remember: It's not stalking if you don't see me."

"Cop: Reason I pulled you over was you were swerving Me: Sorry was tryin to catch a Pokemon Cop: Which one!? I mean let me see your license"

"""I was going to watch a German football team play today, but I couldn't leave the house because I don't know where I left the key."" ""Bayern?"" ""No, I checked the mantelpiece."""