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Joke of the Day
"What do you call a prostitute with one leg shorter than the other? A Trampoline."
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"Have you guys heard the one about the child with aids? It never gets old"
"me: well I grew up without a dad and I turned out okay cw: don't u collect human teeth?? me: yeah but they're not my teeth"
"I wish there was a reality show where people learned grammar."
"to cause mass hysteria at a wedding, slowley turn the volum down when the ""shout"" song says ""a litle bit louder now, a litle bit louder now"""
"""Have I made myself clear?"" Said the chameleon as he stood in front of a sheet of glass."
"This guy said,""I can predict what's going to happen to your nose."" I thought,""Crikey! It's Nostril-damus!'"
"I have seagull managers. They swoop in, screech like hell, shit all over everything, then fly away."
"I like to listen to sad music when I'm sad to make me double sad."
"What is the fastest mineral in the world? The malacheetah."