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Joke of the Day

"What do you call a prostitute with one leg shorter than the other? A Trampoline."

"In a stunning display of maturity, Kid Rock announces he is changing his name to Adult Contemporary."

"""Why are the balloon bouquets more expensive than packaged balloons? It's just air!"" Exactly ""What?"" It's inflation ""I hate you"""

"The biggest difference between men and women is what comes to mind when the hear the word FACIAL"

"Did you hear about the guy who infected himself with the Zika virus? He wanted a little head."

"""There's no business like crow business."" -Wealthy businesscrow"

"I bet sex with a stingray is like fucking a giant pancake."

"[Sick Humour] What sits in the corner of the room, crying and getting smaller and smaller? A baby combing it's hair with a vegetable peeler."

"When is a woman wrong? As long as she is unmarried."

"What do you get when einstein jacks off???? a stroke of genius!!!!! (its terrible, i know)"