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Joke of the Day
"Damn, that girls so basic... (Biology) Damn, that girls so basic she got a ph of 14!"
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"Two's Company, Three's a Crowd"
"I feel more shame when someone glances at my computer or phone and catches me looking at Facebook, than I would if it were porn."
"What did the gay deer say while walking out of a bar? I can't believe I blew fifty bucks back there!"
"I just got a Facebook invite to my brother's non-alcoholic Mormon wedding. I dunno which part of that sentence makes me want to cry more."
"I failed stats because i have no faith in myself.. I couldn't find anything more than a 0% confidence interval."
"What Counting system does Valve use? Trinary"