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"I like my women how I like my coffee Cheap, easily picked up And found later in a disposable plastic container."

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"If someone tries to assassinate Trump what will the secret service shout? ""Donald, duck"""
"Let's hear your best ""my penis is so big"" jokes My dick is so big that at birth, instead of spanking me, the doctor smashed me with a bottle of champagne"
"Who is this Rorschach guy?? And why did he paint so many pictures of my parents fighting?"
"How is it called when you get a blowjob from Oliver Queen? arrow head"
"I was curious just how big this Trump dick is, after hearing all the news from last nights debate, so I googled it. From the pictures I would say he's about six feet, maybe a little taller."
"He whispered in my ear that he liked being called daddy. I whispered back that I liked being called a cab."
"20 Years Ago... 20 years ago we had Steve Jobs, Johnny Cash, and Bob Hope. And now, we have no jobs, no cash, and no hope"
"Can I program my dvr to delete Whitney but keep the funny commercials?"
"Girlfriend is on her way over. Aaaaaaannd history deleted."
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