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Joke of the Day
"How do you get milk from a witch's cat? Steal her saucer."
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"I put my pants on like everybody else. Grudgingly."
"If someone is better at something than you, learn from them, let them teach you, or bathe in their blood so you can absorb their power."
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"I went to the zoo the other day... The only animal they had was a small dog. It was a shih tzu"
"What do you call a Chinese man with a video camera (racism free) Phil Ming"
"What did the owner of the Indian restaurant say when he burned all of his bread? ""Don't worry, it's a naan issue."""
"Interviewer: what interests you about this job? Me: the pay Interviewer: can you be more specific? Me: cash"
"I cheated on my wife once. We were playing monopoly and when she wasn't looking I stole some of her money. Then I went upstairs and fucked her sister."
"Barber: Were you wearing a red scarf when you came in? Customer: No. Barber: Oh dear! Then I must have cut your throat."