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Joke of the Day

"What do you call a Chinese man with a video camera (racism free) Phil Ming"

"Why was the Jedi so good at the synthesizer? He had a high MIDI-chlorian count. Test."

"I like my beers how I like my NBA players with hops."

"Last weekend my dad caught me smoking a cigarette and for punishment made me smoke until I puked. This weekend I made sure he caught me in bed with my girlfriend."

"i talk to dumb ppl the same way i talk to a puppy... ""who's blocking the exit?? WHO? who's blockin' the way!?! YOU are! yes you are!!!"""

"What jumps up and down in front of a car ? Froglights !"

"(really fucked up joke) How do you say happiness in German? Auschwitz"

"They should remake The Ring; instead of a tape, the creepy little girl uploads her video to YouTube and wipes out pretty much everybody."

"WIFE:Did you get the spaghetti? ME:Better. WIFE:Better? ME:Look at this crazy, wild spaghetti I found outside! *hands just full of snakes*"

"Why did the bee go to the doctor? Because he had hives."