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Joke of the Day

"I went to the zoo the other day... The only animal they had was a small dog. It was a shih tzu"

"What's Al Gore's dancer name? Algorithm."

"I used to use alcohol as a crutch at parties Now it's more like Stephen Hawking's computer-chair"

"You know those people who only tweet once every couple of days? What do they have going on that I don't? I mean, besides a life."

"Look dude, I'm going to need to see alot more chest hair and jewelry if you want into my Disco party"

"I am not pro gay. I am not even amateur gay. But, I support their rights."

"What does my brothers wife and a Chevrolet have in common? They're both extremely high maintenance"

"Knock knock... Who's there? 9/11 9/11 who? You said you'd never forget :("

"FOUND: IPod Touch 4G, 32GB, white. Must be able to match the naked pics I found in the photos."

"Facebook told me my new password was too long... All I typed in was ""My Dick""."