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Joke of the Day
"How do you kill a circus troupe? Go for the juggler."
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"Kid: would you rather be the Evil Queen or the Wicked Witch? M: I'd rather be the Mom K: ooh, right. Much scarier."
"If you successfully toss a quarter 5 times through the moving blades of a ceiling fan, you are talented and stoned."
"Did you hear about that new restaurant on the moon? It has great food, but it has no atmosphere."
"What did the necktie say to the hat? I'll hang around here, you go on ahead."
"Diet, Day 14: I hate everyone. My children are scared of me & I've repelled everyone else. But I'm starting to really like pears."
"There's no ""i"" in denial."
"How many times can you watch the Godfather movies before you're bored? More than a Coppola times....Solozzo times I guess..don't be a Fredo gettin' addicted to it.... It's Kay :)"
"My cell-mate had nick name for me... Mitochondria."
"My dog used to chase people on a bike a lot. It got so bad, finally I had to take his bike away."