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Joke of the Day

"What did the necktie say to the hat? I'll hang around here, you go on ahead."

"What has antlers pulls Father Christmas' sleigh and is made of cement? I don't know. A reindeer! What about the cement? I just threw that in to make it hard."

"Why can't you hear a psychiatrist using the bathroom? Because the 'p' is silent."

"What does Trumps Hair and a Thong have in common..? They both barely cover the asshole."

"In my opinion guys should only us two fragrances of Old Spice deodorant... Fuji or Timber... but that's just my two scents."

"Why did the hipster's mouth hurt? Because he ate pizza before it was cool."

"What do you call an entrance to a brothel? Hodor."

"What do you call a woman that tries to force you into commitment? A booby trap"

"What is the difference between a garbanzo bean and a chickpea? ... I've never had a garbanzo bean on my face. Edit: Whoa, I knew this was a great joke but didnt expect this. Thanks!"

"I took my boat out the other day and it made sounds as if it were sick. So I took it to the dock."