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Joke of the Day

"If you successfully toss a quarter 5 times through the moving blades of a ceiling fan, you are talented and stoned."

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"How does a Rabbi make tea? Hebrews it."
"What do you call a gay cripple? Tomato."
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"Why do elephants have four feet? Because six inches would never satisfy a female elephant."
"Guy to a friend, ""I just got a new job"" Friend ""oh yeah doing what?"" Guy ""fucking your mom, it's got good health benefits"""
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