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Joke of the Day
"I don't like jokes about midgets... ...they're low-hanging fruit."
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"Chicken and an egg are lying in bed together Chicken looks at the egg and says ""Well that answered the question!"""
"I have an eating disorder... I'm about to eat dis order of fries, dis order of wings, and dis order of nuggets."
"You think life as a woman is hard? Try peeing with an erection."
"I wouldn't eat food cooked by aliens because they cum in peas!"
"A man in front of me dropped $20 I picked it up and asked myself, what would Jesus do? So I turned it into wine. I bought wine."
"""Can you read Chinese?"" ""Yes but only when it's printed in English."""
"If I had a cool name like AL Gore, I would make horror films."
"Time to get in my wheel box to go to my work box so I can pay for my home box until I'm ready for my death box."
"Why did the thesaurus have a creeping feeling? He had an antonym."