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"When my SO is sad, she likes to code. So I give her some &nbsp"
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"We need a weapon that hits something only hard enough to really annoy it, then turns back around & attacks us! -Inventor of the Boomerang."
"I wonder if clothes in China say ""made around the corner"""
"What do quantum physicists do when life gives them lemons? Everything"
"I'm not a fan of male-to-female sex change surgery... It just seems like a dick move."
"Corrected: What do you call India's top TV Show? Dan Singh with the Sitars"
"[shower song] Im all outta Dove Im soapless without you I'll never get clean Now that you are all gone *grabs shampoo mic* IM ALL OUTTA DOVE"
"Some guys robbed a bank, and to escape, they blew a hole in the wall... the police are looking into it."
"Only 2 kids made it out of my Jedi class. One killed the padawans. The other was abandoned in the desert I'm dreading that class reunion."
"Damn girl, are you (Insert here)? Because (Insert here). Now upvote it you simple minded fucks."