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Joke of the Day

"what's the difference between a slut and a bitch a slut fucks everybody, a bitch fucks everybody but me ;P"

"The Amish girl was excommunicated... ...too Mennonite."

"Girl asked me to netflix and chill, but I download all my movies illegally.... So I was like na, more like pirate and booty."

"What's crude and beneath most Canadians? America"

"Two Pigs Laying In The Sun... One pig says: ""It's so hot out here."" The other pig says: ""I am..."" (_) ( _)>- (_) ""Bacon."""

"A man was arrested for marrying two ugly women... He was charged with pigamy."

"Q: Why was the blonde confused after giving birth to twins? A: She couldn't figure out who the other mother was."

"A skeleton walks into a bar, and asks the barman for a ""beer"" and ""a mop""."

"What is the fastest way to lose pounds? Leave EU."

"Shopping for bridesmaid dresses with 5 other women, today. If you never hear from me again, I committed suicide by nail file."