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"What do you call an Arab man who drives a bus? A bus driver."
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"All that money and sleep was super annoying anyway. -lies parents tell themselves"
"[META] /r/germanhumour For all fans of [German humour](/r/germanhumour)."
"I got a job at FedEx OP delivered"
"The other day, a frog jumped underneath my lawmower.. I guess he was trying to *kermit* suicide."
"Apparently vegetables can hear when they're being eaten. So I always drown mine in salad dressing first. Because it's the Romaine thing to do."
"What's the difference between a 1950s mental asylum and my fridge? One's filled with fruits and vegetables, the other's my fridge."
"""Internet pretty"" angled profile photos that disguise the ugly truth."
"It's a bad idea to eat the meat from the female cows. That would be a Miss Steak."
"I just flew into town and boy are my arms tired! Get it? Because, I've been jerking off on the plane..."